Dude, Social Networking Is KILLER!
You know, maybe no one else will find this even a fraction as funny as I do, but for whatever reason, it makes me collapse into giggles a couple of times per week.
Anyone follow Sebastian Bach on Twitter? I guess you don’t really need to unless you want to know whether the new Ace Frehley solo album “rules.” (Baz thinks it does, natch.)
Well, I suppose no one’s taken those few valuable minutes to give Sebastian the Twitter tutorial. Because he’ll be silent for days, and then out of nowhere he’ll spend a few hours like he did last night: Posting one thing over and over, or posting each and every one of his tour dates, one by one. Look at this insanity, and this is just the start!

You know why this makes me laugh? Remember those old Samsonite commercials with the gorilla flinging around the luggage? That’s kind of how I picture Sebastian when he sits down with “the Twitter.”